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hunteratiu:

let-us-trip:

high-hannah:

odd-squad:

robby-swank:

golf-wango:

gnardykebreh:

voidoffuckstogive:

jointstoners:

tyler-daily:

odd-squad:


Knock, knockWho’s there?

It’s me, your girlfriend had a really nice meeting with my dick

I killed that pussy and grabbed that knife, now I got real authentic cheetah print shit.

(NIGGA YOU’RE A LIAR) Nigga don’t believe me, kiss your lady.And boy, you’re gonna get them hebbie jebbies.

Nigga my dick stay way disease-y, I make it look easy.

51-50 I’m Off The Heezy ( YOU AINT GO NO FUCKIN YEEZY?! )

Came in the game like Speedy Gonzalez, I’m fuckin’ LooneySee these girls talkin’ all that shit (what?)I’m just tryna see some tits (what?)

let’s get it poppin’ like, mc lyte, around some dykesI’m out this bitch like hocus pocus and me and lucas got a couple of pickles.

And met up with bitches, gave ‘em cum on their dimples

And then my dick went limp so took about three pills of extenzoNow my dicks longer than a five door limo

Harder than a soft right hook from kimboOn pcp and cilantro, when I’m with your bitch I’m like “where my dick go?”

Now she think I’m bout to eat her holeEnchilada, I got a lot of that Preme and I’m paying nadaIt seems that I’m product placement but not I’m just fuckin’ awesomeYo mama look like a ugly, loser

hunteratiu:

let-us-trip:

high-hannah:

odd-squad:

robby-swank:

golf-wango:

gnardykebreh:

voidoffuckstogive:

jointstoners:

tyler-daily:

odd-squad:

Knock, knock
Who’s there?

It’s me, your girlfriend had a really nice meeting with my dick

I killed that pussy and grabbed that knife, now I got real authentic cheetah print shit.

(NIGGA YOU’RE A LIAR)
Nigga don’t believe me, kiss your lady.
And boy, you’re gonna get them hebbie jebbies.

Nigga my dick stay way disease-y, I make it look easy.

51-50 I’m Off The Heezy ( YOU AINT GO NO FUCKIN YEEZY?! )

Came in the game like Speedy Gonzalez, I’m fuckin’ Looney
See these girls talkin’ all that shit (what?)
I’m just tryna see some tits (what?)

let’s get it poppin’ like, mc lyte, around some dykes
I’m out this bitch like hocus pocus and me and lucas got a couple of pickles.

And met up with bitches, gave ‘em cum on their dimples

And then my dick went limp so took about three pills of extenzo
Now my dicks longer than a five door limo

Harder than a soft right hook from kimbo
On pcp and cilantro, when I’m with your bitch I’m like “where my dick go?”

Now she think I’m bout to eat her hole
Enchilada, I got a lot of that Preme and I’m paying nada
It seems that I’m product placement but not I’m just fuckin’ awesome
Yo mama look like a ugly, loser

(via odd-squad)

— 1 day ago with 5071 notes

joshpeck:

traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

baptize the aliens 2k14

— 1 day ago with 92681 notes

knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

(via sniffing)

— 2 days ago with 438384 notes
newmiu:

useless-worthless-nobody:

intoxifaded:

Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!

Why would you NOT reblog this?

so impt

newmiu:

useless-worthless-nobody:

intoxifaded:

Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!

Why would you NOT reblog this?

so impt

(via perfect--mermaid)

— 2 days ago with 71265 notes
lchry asked: do you follow Denny's on tumblr?


Answer:

dennys:

tacobell:

They wish.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

— 2 days ago with 20749 notes
funkysock asked: Is this Jayden Smith?


Answer:

dennys:

Open Your Eyes To The Truth And Power Within Yourself, The Moon Is Over The Hammy For A Reason. Think.

— 2 days ago with 3605 notes


Music piracy in the ’60s

Music piracy in the ’60s

(via themusicofangels)

— 2 days ago with 246219 notes

Shay Mitchell for Esquire Philippines June 2014 (x)

Shay Mitchell for Esquire Philippines June 2014 (x)

(Source: rosewoodsecret, via themusicofangels)

— 2 days ago with 3126 notes

waluiqi:

i just went on facebook and

image

(via joshpeck)

— 3 days ago with 76694 notes

waluiqi:

i just went on facebook and

image

(via joshpeck)

— 4 days ago with 76694 notes
dennys:

you wouldn’t download a sausage

dennys:

you wouldn’t download a sausage

— 4 days ago with 2785 notes